Do not buy a tree from this man.
Bond Power Rankings:
Despite Cyrus Jones's efforts to keep the Ravens in the game, that was a pretty solid win last week. The defense played their best game of the year.
Still feeling the sting of last year's AFC Championship game loss in Denver. I hope they go in and blow doors.
Here's three things I'm looking forward to watching on Sunday:
1) Shea McClellin - I find blocked field goals tremendously exciting. Thanks, Shea McClellin!
2) Chris Hogan - That 4th quarter deep TD to Hogan to put the game away last week was a thing of beauty.
3) LeGarrette Blount - The Patriot offense is much more balanced than this time last year. But this would be a great week for Blount to step up and take over.
FREE AGENT WATCH: Has Malcolm Butler,
Did Malcolm Mitchell have a catch last week? Four! And a TD!
My prediction: Pats 24, Broncos 14
This week we have Blount Talk with Fake LeGarrette Blount filling in for Fake Bill Belichick.
I'm an actor at a small local theater. My director is always telling me I'm in the wrong place at the wrong time. What should I do?
-- Mike in South Carolina
You should listen to your coaches and follow your blocking.
I'm trying to get my Christmas shopping done. But the crowds are just out of control this year! How do you deal with large groups of unwanted people in your way?
-- Susan in New Hampshire
I usually try to get behind Shaq Mason and let him move the crowd for me.
But if you can't do that, just get behind the shopping cart and plow through that crowd.
For Christmas this year I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle.
-- Ralphie in Indiana
You'll shoot your eye out, kid.