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Three Things to Watch This Week - Super Bowl LII

The defending Super Bowl Champion New England Patriots play Carson Wentz Nick Foles and the Philadelphia Eagles at U.S. Bank Stadium in Minneapolis, Minnesota on Sunday February 4th at 6:30 PM.

One way or another, this feels like this might be the last night of the dynasty.  So enjoy it while you can (although I've said that 8 or 12 times before.  We're in uncharted waters here.  So... who the heck knows?)

I'm cautiously optimistic about our chances on Sunday.  But I really hope both teams have a good time.

Thanks again for coming along for the ride.  It's been an entertaining season.

Lot of Smooth Criminal type leaning action in the AFC Championship Game.
Olivia Power Rankings:

1) (fictional pig)

2) Wilde

3) (Twelfth Night)

4) Voldaren

5) d'Abo

6) Newton-John

Game balls to Trey Flowers, Stephon Gilmore and Danny Amendola for their work in the AFC Championship game victory over Jacksonville.  Great effort!

Here's three things I'm looking forward to watching …
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Three Things to Watch This Week - AFC Championship Game

The defending Super Bowl Champion New England Patriots play Blake Bortles and the Jacksonville Jaguars at Gillette Stadium in the AFC Championship Game on Sunday January 21st at 3:05 PM.

Frank Power Rankings:

1) Reynolds

2) -a Potente

3) Rizzo

4) Oz

5) cocktail

6) Thomas

7) -enstein

8) Drebin

9) -lin, Mass.

10) -N-Furter

11) Sinatra

12) -lin Delano Romanowski

Live look at Tom Brady's hands.
Is Brady's hand OK?  I'm hearing it's just a cut, not a break.  But who the heck knows?  I'm not going to freak out about it.  Nothing we can do about it at this point.  We won't know for sure until halfway through the first quarter anyway.

Here's three things I'm excited about for Sunday:

1) Rob Gronkowski - Visual reminder of what a matchup nightmare the Gronk is to cover. 

2) Dion Lewis - Easily the team MVP for the second half of the season.

3) Danny Amendola - You forget Amendolas on the team sometimes... and then he has an 11 catch 112 yard game against the Tita…

Three Things to Watch This Week - AFC Divisional Playoff Game

The defending Super Bowl Champion New England Patriots play Marcus Mariota and the Buffalo Bills at Gillette Stadium in the AFC Divisional Playoff round on Saturday January 13th at 8:15 PM.

I love watching Dion Lewis make tacklers miss.  I'll be sad if he's not back next year.
Division Power Rankings:

1) Sub ("I roll for coolness."  "You rolled a 1.  You have been... CAST OUT!")

2) cellular

3) Joy

4) Long

5) Bell

Since the Patriots were off the last two weeks, let's take a look at the opposition:

1) Derrick Henry (Titans RB) - That's a good baseball player name.  Sounds like a long reliever for the Cardinals.

2) Marcus Mariota (Titans QB) - How many touchdowns will he both throw AND catch?  Nobody knows for sure.

3) Mike Mularkey (Titans coach) - I like using his last name as a curse word.  Very satisfying.

My prediction: Pats 24, Titans 21

(That's if we get Tom Brady from the last month....  If Tom Brady suddenly remembers he's Tom Brady and…

Three Things to Watch This Week - Week 16

The defending Super Bowl Champion New England Patriots play Tyrod Taylor and the Buffalo Bills at Gillette Stadium on Sunday December 24th at 1:00 PM.

"I never thought it was such a bad little tree. It's not bad at all, really. Maybe it just needs a little love."

Winter Power Rankings:

1) Warmer

2) Soldier

3) Solstice

4) Alex

5) Olympics

What a roller coaster of emotions that Pittsburgh game was.  Oh my.  It may have taken me a while to calm down after that.

Here's three things I liked last week.

1) Malcolm Butler - Butler made a HUGE tackle to keep his guy in bounds on the play before the final play last week.  That's a big part of the reason why the Steelers looked like a disorganized fire drill.

2) Duron Harmon - Nice interception!  Timely!

3) Rob Gronkowski - That whole last drive.  Whoa.  A guy that big shouldn't be able to move that well.  Also... Pittsburgh - that guy was KILLING you the whole second half. I dunno...  Maybe put an extra guy (or three) o…

Three Things to Watch This Week - Week 15

The defending Super Bowl Champion New England Patriots play Ben Roethlisberger and the Pittsburgh Steelers at Heinz Field on Sunday December 17th at 4:25 PM.

Me avoiding spoilers this week
(“I am one with the Force and the Force is with me.”)

I'm hoping last week was a fluke.  Because that game was no fun to watch.

No Thursday Morning Third Down Back Game Balls (TM) for anyone for Monday night's efforts.  Maybe the whole team was so excited for Last Jedi they forgot to practice last week?  Don't know.  Tough to say.

Kenny Power Rankings:

1) Loggins

2) Tom

3) Baker

4) McCormick

5) Rogers

Here's three things I'll be watching this Sunday afternoon:

1) Kenny Britt - Kenny Britt?  Prisint! (Also, I did not realize he was 6'3''.  I didn't know WRs were allowed to be that tall.)

2) Rob Gronkowski - Gronk back?  Gronk back.  Good.  Now don't go out there and do antything stupid again.

3) Dion Lewis - Dion did NOT average 6 yards per carry last week.  I wa…

Three Things to Watch This Week - Week 14

The defending Super Bowl Champion New England Patriots play Jay Cutler and the Miami Dolphins at Joe Robbie Stadium Pro Player Park Pro Player Stadium Dolphin Stadium Land Shark Stadium Sun Life Stadium Hard Rock Stadium in Miami Gardens, Florida on Monday December 11th at 8:30 PM.

Late night Monday Night Football, eh?  I probably won't be able to watch the game with my sons Han and Chewie.

"Use your harpoons and tow cables. Go for the legs. It might be our only chance of stopping them"
Lee Power Rankings:

1) Bruce

2) Christopher

3) Geddy

4) Eric

5) Fields

6) Tenacious

7) Jamie Curtis

8) -lee Sobieski

9) Massachusetts

10) Pace

11) David Roth

Decent game last week.  Thursday Morning Third Down Back Game Balls (TM) go to :

1) Eric Lee (who?) for having the game of his life against his former team last week.  Interception!Sack!

2) Dion Lewis - Dion had 92 yards on 15 carries for a gaudy 6.1 yard average. 

3) Rex Burkhead - Rex also averaged over 6 yards per card and added tw…

Three Things to Watch This Week - Week 13

The defending Super Bowl Champion New England Patriots play Tyrod TaylorNathan Peterman Tyrod Taylor and the Buffalo Bills at New Era Field in Orchard Park, New York on Sunday December 3rd at 1:00 PM.

Western New Yorkers on the 219 to New Era Field

Wise Power Rankings:

1) Penny

2) Ray

3) Deatrich Jr

4) Guys

5) Potato Chips

I'll say it...  I did not particularly care for the way the Dolphins played defense last week.  Bunch of cheap shot artists.

Here's three thoughts I had about last Sunday:

1) Nate Ebner - Great effort on the fake punt... and now he's done for the year.  Rat farts.

2) Trey Flowers - Probably having the best year of anyone on the defensive line.

3) Stephon Gilmore - I still think Butler is a better corner, but Gilmore has looked less awful out there as of late.

My prediction: Pats 24, Bills 16


This week we have Lord Humungus filling for Fake Bill Belichick.