The 5 - 4 New England Patriots play Baker Mayfield and the Cleveland Browns at Gillette Stadium on Sunday November 14th at 1:00 PM.
Hold on to that ball, Rhamondre Stevenson!
I have no complaints after last week. Solid road win. Feels good to be over .500 again.
Game ball to Jamie Collins. Jamie Collins' interception was insane. (Gah! Now he's on IR.)
Subtle nod to Brandon Bolden. I'm not the world's biggest Brandon Bolden fan, but I'll begrudgingly admit he's been relatively good the last few weeks. Hopefully we'll get some production from the running backs group back this week. It looks like Damien Harris is going to be out. I don't know who is still healthy.
Baker Power Rankings:
1) Joe Don
2) Street
3) Kenny
4) Danielle Pana-
5) Mayfield
Here are three guys on the offensive line I'll be watching this week:
1) Trent Brown - Welcome back, Trent Brown. If he can stay healthy, he's a game changer.
2) David Andrews - The offensive line hasn't been great this year, but Andrews has been solid in the middle.
3) Isaiah Wynn - Right tackle Isaiah Wynn seems to grade out fairly high. He seems somewhat inconsistent to my untrained eye.
Did J.C. Jackson have an interception last week?
Two! Returning one of them for a touchdown.
His asking price keeps going up by the week.
Cookie of the Week
I thought these up while I was out for a run. I spend a lot of time thinking about food while I'm running.
Take 1.5 C oatmeal and roast it on a cookie sheet for 15 minutes at 350. Then let that cool and grind it in a food processor. From there it's a basic oatmeal cookie recipe. Add 1/2 cup of coconut, 1/2 cup walnuts.
Great British Jam of the Week
Duncan's Pick of the Week.
With Nick Chubb out this week, Duncan likes the Patriots in their home gray uniforms 24 - 21.
How good does Pat feel about this team making the playoffs this year?
48.5%
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This week we have the absolutely jacked Fake Troy Brown reporting from deep within the World Headquarters of the Patriot Empire
Hello Citizens of Patriot Nation.
Not naming any names, BUT... This is what I'm hearing.
On the issue of questionable flatulence in Foxboro - I assure you the suspicious farts heard during my media session last week were NOT live farts. I have the people on my staff doing the research, but we have reason to believe the Fart Machine was put there by a certain coach's son.
Next time we'll discuss the fact that, while the Earth may not be flat, Florida sure is.
Until then, stay vigilant. Get vaccinated. And clear your browser cache.
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