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Three Things to Watch This Week - Week 3

The 1 and 1 New England Patriots play Jameis Winston and the New Orleans Saints at Gillette Stadium on Sunday September 26th at 1:00 PM.


Setting up a long drive to get into field goal range.

Folk Power Rankings:

1) Nick

2) -lore

3) Implosion

4) Mer-

5) Metal


Here are three things I like about the season so far:

1) Mac Jones - Adequate!

2) Nick Folk - I was mentally preparing myself for the Quinn Nordin Era to begin, but Folk has been a pleasant surprise in his 13th season.

3) The secondary - Not getting lit up so far. Even without Stephon Gilmore!


Did J.C. Jackson have an interception last week?

Yes! Two!


How good does Pat feel about this team making the playoffs this year?

Let's say 29.2% chance. Down slightly from last week.

They beat a terrible Jets team, but the offensive line and defensive line both still look shaky to me.


Cookie of the Week

Chocolate Cookies with Peanut Butter Chips

Just the recipe off the back of the bag of peanut butter chips. I use Ghirardelli instead of Hershey's cocoa.

These are delicious. People are always blown away by these when I make them.


British Jam of the Week

Marmalade


My prediction: Patriots 21, Saints 19

*****

Thursday Morning Third Down Back is proud to present the return of Fake Matt Patricia.


Simon Says hide your hands

Hello Carbon Based Lifeforms.  As always... Hope this correspondence finds you warm and comfortable with a variety of craft beers and handmade pies.

Did you know I was back with the Patriots this season? Well I am! 

More than just the guy that fixes the audio visual equipment, I'm here in my official capacity as the Senior Football Advisor. Sounds important!

After three years in Detroit, I've got to say, nothing beats Fall in New England. Also, I was fired. So it's nice just to have a place to go every day to pass the time. Until Dune opens, at least.

And with fewer responsibilities than when I was the full time head coach or defensive coordinator, I've got a lot more time to pursue other interests. Excellent! And honestly, who needs all that extra hassle?

Anybody want to go apple picking next weekend? Drop me a line! 

My DMs are open (by which I mean Dungeon Master Strategy-sessions).

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