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Three Things to Watch This Week - Week 4

The New England Patriots play Ryan Tannehill and the Miami Dolphins at Gillette Stadium on Sunday September 30th at 1:00 PM.

I get losing to Jacksonville in Jacksonville on a 114 degree day.  But Detroit?  Aww man. 


RPI Graduates everywhere rejoice


Cooks Power Rankings:

1) Brandin (They miss him more than I thought they would.)

2) Too Many

3) Captain

4) Regiment

5) Country


Let's set the bar really low.  Here's three things I'd like to see for Sunday afternoon:

1) Something remotely resembling a ground game.  We are down to .75 functional running backs.

2) Anyone other than Gronk / James White catching the ball

3) The defense not giving up 11 yards per play.


Pat's Recipe of the Week

Homemade Pretzels


I love this recipe.  I make as much as possible during the non-Summer months.  I might even make these during the game so I have something positive to focus on for Sunday.

My prediction: Pats 14, Dolphins 56

*****

For Sale:

2018 Patriots Offense.  Barely used! 

Takes a while to get up to speed.  A few holes.  Automatic transmission.  Passed emissions.  Clean title.

/slaps roof

You can fit so many wide receivers cut by other teams in this bad boy!

OK to leave outside in bad weather.  Other than Gronk, you hardly even have to cover these guys.

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