The first place New England Patriots play Ben Roethlisberger Landry Jones (who?) and the Pittsburgh Steelers at Heinz Field on Sunday October 23rd at 4:25 PM.
I'm looking forward to watching the game Sunday afternoon with my sons Jon and Lester.
Spice Power Rankings:
1) Coffee
2) Ginger
3) Pumpkin
4) Sugar and
5) Old
Here's three things I'm looking forward to watching on Sunday:
1) Stephen Gostkowski - Everything OK, Stephen Gostkowski? Something you want to tell us about? We're worried about you.
2) Dont'a Hightower - Congratulations to Dont'a Hightower for being named the AFC Defensive Player of the Week. He can be absolute monster at times. That safety last week was huge. Huge, I tell you. Total game changer.
3) No third thing this week. Go to your room and think about what you've done.
FREE AGENT WATCH: Has Malcolm Butler, Jamie Collins or Dont'a Hightower been resigned yet? Not yet!
Did Malcolm Mitchell have a catch last week? Nope. Sad trombone.
My prediction: Pats 27, Steelers 17
*****
This year, we're going to have regular contributions from Fake Bill Belichick for your reading pleasure.
Lotta people asking me about the tablet thing this week. Not the tablets that Lawrence Taylor used to keep in his locker before games. The computer kind.
I use it to browser the web and check emails and what have you.
I can get the Netflix on it. That much I can figure out.
Can I use it to read books? I can! Boom. Watch this. "Carthage Must Be Destroyed: The Rise and Fall of an Ancient Civilization" right there at my finger tips. See that? Took 30 seconds to download the whole thing. Amazing.
Coach Patricia even got me to play Age of Empires with him on the plane with it one time.
But I click on ONE pop up ad about hot older women in my area looking to meet up with me, and the thing just freezes up on me. Useless.
What is that?
Not acceptable, people.
I'm looking forward to watching the game Sunday afternoon with my sons Jon and Lester.
What are we getting for takeout later?
Spice Power Rankings:
1) Coffee
2) Ginger
3) Pumpkin
4) Sugar and
5) Old
Here's three things I'm looking forward to watching on Sunday:
1) Stephen Gostkowski - Everything OK, Stephen Gostkowski? Something you want to tell us about? We're worried about you.
2) Dont'a Hightower - Congratulations to Dont'a Hightower for being named the AFC Defensive Player of the Week. He can be absolute monster at times. That safety last week was huge. Huge, I tell you. Total game changer.
3) No third thing this week. Go to your room and think about what you've done.
FREE AGENT WATCH: Has Malcolm Butler, Jamie Collins or Dont'a Hightower been resigned yet? Not yet!
Did Malcolm Mitchell have a catch last week? Nope. Sad trombone.
My prediction: Pats 27, Steelers 17
*****
This year, we're going to have regular contributions from Fake Bill Belichick for your reading pleasure.
Lotta people asking me about the tablet thing this week. Not the tablets that Lawrence Taylor used to keep in his locker before games. The computer kind.
I use it to browser the web and check emails and what have you.
I can get the Netflix on it. That much I can figure out.
Can I use it to read books? I can! Boom. Watch this. "Carthage Must Be Destroyed: The Rise and Fall of an Ancient Civilization" right there at my finger tips. See that? Took 30 seconds to download the whole thing. Amazing.
Coach Patricia even got me to play Age of Empires with him on the plane with it one time.
But I click on ONE pop up ad about hot older women in my area looking to meet up with me, and the thing just freezes up on me. Useless.
What is that?
Not acceptable, people.
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