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Three Things to Watch This Week - Week 6

The first place New England Patriots play Andy Dalton and the Cincinnati Bengals at Gillette on Sunday October 16th at 1:00 PM.

All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... 

How good did the passing game look last week?  Pretty good!

Hogan Power Rankings:

1) 's Heroes

2) Chris

3) Michael

4) Valerie

5) Paul


Here's three things I'm looking forward to watching on Sunday:

1) James White - More!  Gimme more James White.  More, I say!

2) Chris Hogan - Hogan caught some deep balls last week.  Balls!  Deep ones!

3) Martellus Bennett - Marty had 3 touchdowns last week.  Three!  I'm just going to keep him locked in here until further notice.


FREE AGENT WATCH: Has Malcolm Butler, Jamie Collins or Dont'a Hightower been resigned yet?  Not yet!

Did Malcolm Mitchell have a catch last week?  Yes!  He had 2!

My prediction: Pats 30, Bengals 13

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Let's hear from Tyrell Corporation Nexus-6 TB12 model Fake Tom Brady this week.

I have returned.

It's not an easy thing to meet your maker...

I've done... questionable things.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Jason Taylor sacks that come from out of nowhere.  Vince Wilfork in the shower.  Rex Ryan home movies / fetish videos.  That weird mattress commercial I do for some reason.    Bills fans.

All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain...
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