The Patriots play their fourteenth game of the year at Joe Robbie Stadium Pro Player Park Pro Player Stadium Dolphin Stadium Dolphins Stadium Land Shark Stadium Sun Life Stadium against the Miami Dolphins on Sunday December 15 at 1:00 PM.
Bill Power Rankings:
1) Belichick
2) Murray
3) Clinton
4) Cosby
5) Posters
6) S. Preston, Esq
7) Buffalo
8) Gates
9) Parcells
10) -y dee williams
11) the Cat
Here are five guys who will need to step up this week if the Patriots are going to be beat the Dolphins:
1) Shane Vereen - Another solid week last week. Believe it or not, he's the team's third leading receiver for the year. There might still be time to put a Vereen jersey on your Christmas wishlist.
2) Stephen Gostkowski - HOLY CRAP! ONSIDE KICK! (Last time the Pats recovered an onside kick was... 1994.)
3) LeGarrette Blount - Considering we got him for almost nothing, he's been quietly putting together a pretty solid season.
4) Matthew Mulligan - Backup tight end with 2 receptions on the season. Just mentioning him here so you're not yelling "Who is THAT?" when you see #88 on the field on Sunday.
5) Danny Amendola - I haven't really talked about Amendola much this season. I'm probably still bitter about the Welker thing. But he's actually been OK when he's been on the field.
BONUS ITEM: Every time the Pats' defense fails to make a play on third down, take a drink.*
(* Note - not responsible if you die from alcohol poisoning. **)
(** Note - Recycled joke.)
Did Michael Hoomanawanui have a catch last week?
No, silly. He's hurt.
Did Stevan Ridley fumble last week?
No!
My prediction: Pats 28, Dolphins 21
My prediction (Season): 12 - 4
*****
This week we have Fake Josh McDaniels filling for Fake Bill Belichick.
What up, Bros and Lady Bros?
Had to dish out a little discipline this week. Not my favorite thing to do. But I'm capable. Gotta keep the troops in line.
"Edelman! Get in in my office!"
(Edelman comes running over.)
Josh McDaniels: Take those sunglasses off. You're inside.
(Edelman takes shades off. Looks handsomely out the window.)
JM: Why does Ridley think the football is made of lava? Do you know anything about this?
Julian Edelman (giggling): Uh... No. I wouldn't know anything about that, Coach.
JM: YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
JE: Maybe just a little.
JM: No more shenanigans! This ends today.
JE: Sure. Whatevs.
JM: I'm serious.
JE: Listen... Can we hurry this up? We both know you can't afford to bench me. You NEED me out there. Besides, Brady and I are going for pedicures this afternoon.
(Edelman puts shades on and stylishly walks away)
Dammit if he wasn't right. He's got leverage. I need him more than he needs me.
I may not like the handsome bastard. But I respect him.
THAT GUY! THAT GUY DIDN'T WASH HIS HANDS AFTER USING THE BATHROOM!
Bill Power Rankings:
1) Belichick
2) Murray
3) Clinton
4) Cosby
5) Posters
6) S. Preston, Esq
7) Buffalo
8) Gates
9) Parcells
10) -y dee williams
11) the Cat
Here are five guys who will need to step up this week if the Patriots are going to be beat the Dolphins:
1) Shane Vereen - Another solid week last week. Believe it or not, he's the team's third leading receiver for the year. There might still be time to put a Vereen jersey on your Christmas wishlist.
2) Stephen Gostkowski - HOLY CRAP! ONSIDE KICK! (Last time the Pats recovered an onside kick was... 1994.)
3) LeGarrette Blount - Considering we got him for almost nothing, he's been quietly putting together a pretty solid season.
4) Matthew Mulligan - Backup tight end with 2 receptions on the season. Just mentioning him here so you're not yelling "Who is THAT?" when you see #88 on the field on Sunday.
5) Danny Amendola - I haven't really talked about Amendola much this season. I'm probably still bitter about the Welker thing. But he's actually been OK when he's been on the field.
BONUS ITEM: Every time the Pats' defense fails to make a play on third down, take a drink.*
(* Note - not responsible if you die from alcohol poisoning. **)
(** Note - Recycled joke.)
Did Michael Hoomanawanui have a catch last week?
No, silly. He's hurt.
Did Stevan Ridley fumble last week?
No!
My prediction: Pats 28, Dolphins 21
My prediction (Season): 12 - 4
*****
This week we have Fake Josh McDaniels filling for Fake Bill Belichick.
What up, Bros and Lady Bros?
Had to dish out a little discipline this week. Not my favorite thing to do. But I'm capable. Gotta keep the troops in line.
"Edelman! Get in in my office!"
(Edelman comes running over.)
Josh McDaniels: Take those sunglasses off. You're inside.
(Edelman takes shades off. Looks handsomely out the window.)
JM: Why does Ridley think the football is made of lava? Do you know anything about this?
JM: YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
JE: Maybe just a little.
JM: No more shenanigans! This ends today.
JE: Sure. Whatevs.
JM: I'm serious.
JE: Listen... Can we hurry this up? We both know you can't afford to bench me. You NEED me out there. Besides, Brady and I are going for pedicures this afternoon.
(Edelman puts shades on and stylishly walks away)
Dammit if he wasn't right. He's got leverage. I need him more than he needs me.
I may not like the handsome bastard. But I respect him.
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