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Three Things to Watch This Week - Week 5

The New England Patriots play Jared Goff and the Detroit Lions at Gillette Stadium on Sunday October 9th at 1:00 PM

Ad domum.


Cool Dad's Club Meeting tonight 9:00 - 9:05 PM

  - Fall clean up projects (good)

  - Winterizing your house (good)

  - Red Sox not in the playoffs (not good)


Bailey Power Rankings:

1) 's Irish Cream

2) George

3) Beetle

4) Zappe


Here are three things that didn't completely suck in the loss to the Packers:

1) Bailey Zappe - Nobody is saying he's the second coming of Brady or anything, but I thought he played well under the circumstances. I don't think they would have been in it right up until the last minute with Hoyer under center.

2) Matt Patricia - The play calling was less horrible last week.

3) Jack Jones - Do we love to see a rookie corner with a pick six? We do!


Did the Patriots score 20 points last week?

Yes!


90s Jam of the Week

Lush - Superblast!


My prediction: Patriots 31, Lions 30

*****

This week we have Fake Matt Patricia. And why not?

Hello Carbon Based Lifeforms.  I hope this correspondence finds you well. 

I'm back! Did you miss me?

And I'm coaching... the offense now... for some reason? At least until McDaniels flames out in Vegas and is back here in 2024.

I'm approaching my new role this season as the Dungeon Master for an exciting new DnD campaign. The future is whatever we make it... together! 

Right now, we're each figuring out who our characters are. Strengths and weaknesses. What skills we have that mesh together. Trying to find that synergy.

Did everybody read the thiry eight page character sheet I gave them? Excellent! Let's roll those dice.

Fake Matt's beer of the week is Harpoon Flannel Friday.  (Not a paid endorsement!)

*****

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Linfield 1890. This one's extra spooky. 

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