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Three Things to Watch This Week - Week 10

The defending Super Bowl Champion New England Patriots play Trevor Siemian Brock Osweiler and the Denver Broncos at Sports Authority Field at Mile High on Sunday November 12th and 8:30 PM.

Bennett Power Rankings:

1) Martellus

2) Mags

3) Tony

4) Michael

5) Dickie


1) Martellus Bennett - Marty back?  Marty's back!  Woo hoo!  Wait a minute... Source: Bennett has torn rotator cuff, labrum.  Yikes.

2) James White - Still love me some James White.  He's flying under the radar with 43 receptions already.

3) Trey Flowers - Watch Trey get back onsides before San Diego can snap the ball.  That's great hustle!


My prediction: Pats 31, Broncos 21


*****

This week we have Fake Josh McDaniels filling for Fake Bill Belichick.

What's up, Brolins and Lady Brolins?

WE TRADED JIMMY G?  AND THAT'S ALL WE GOT FOR HIM?!

Jimmy G was my future.  Bill and Tom were going to retire then Jimmy and me were going to take over and win the next six Super Bowls together.

What am I even doing here now?

This is sadder than when The Nice Guys didn't get nominated for Best Picture.


Fake Josh's Josh Jam of the Week:

Belle and Sebastian - I Didn't See It Coming

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