The Patriots play their first regular season game at LP Field against the Tennessee Titans on Sunday September 9th at 1:00 PM.
So... Um... Yeah. Let's not get too hung up on how last season ended... It's a new year. Like Coach Belichick says... We're focusing on next week. We're moving on.
It's also an election year. Republican or Democrat... Liberal or Conservative... Let's not lose sight of the one thing that unites us all... That the Jets are horrible.
Gronk seems to be enjoying the benefits of being famous.
Let's dive right in!
The Patriots signed both Gronkowski AND Hernandez to long term deals (ed. note - phew) in the off-season. They also added extra Tight Ends Jake Ballard, Daniel Fells, Michael Hoomanawanui and Visanthe Shiancoe. At this rate, we'll soon be fielding the NFL's first ALL TIGHT END OFFENSE! (It's the logical next step in the evolution of the game...)
Josh McDaniels - Welcome back! You'll get another shot at being the head coach someday... Probably!
I was lucky enough to spend a day watching training camp at Gillette Stadium this summer. Here's a few quick thoughts:
- Gronk jerseys. Gronk jerseys everywhere in the stands. Patriot Nation loves them some Gronk.
- They're going to throw the ball. A lot.
- When they do run, it looks like Stevan Ridley is THE GUY.
- Brady still loves throwing to Welker. And I'm pretty sure I heard him call Welker "Big Guy".
- I thought Stallworth looked really good, but apparently not good enough to make the team. (Me = not a professional scout.)
- On defense, Chandler Jones is going to be a MONSTER.
Hey Big Guy!
Here's five things I'll be watching for this week:
1) Brandon Lloyd - I'm honestly not sure what to expect here, but I'm intrigued. At the very least, he should be an upgrade over Chad Ochocinco (and unless Chad catches on with another time, we'll have to retire "Did Chad Ochocinco have a catch last week?" That breaks my heart.)
2) Rob Gronkowski - Gronk should see a lot more double coverage this year. I can't see any way he comes close to putting up numbers like last year. But it should free up everybody else at the very least.
3) Wes Welker - No long term deal for Welkah this off-season. So sad. I get it... He's 31. But it still kinda sucks.
4) The revamped Offensive Line - It looked... ah... pretty rough in the pre-season. Yikes. I'm not feeling real good about this group.
5) Michael Hoomanawanui - Probably the 3rd or 4th TE on the depth chart. I doubt he'll make it onto the field... I just like saying "Hoomanawanui" (huh-oh-muh-NOW-uh-noo-ee). Plus, Viking Dave made me promise to buy his jersey if he sticks with the team.
My prediction (Game 1): Pats 27, Titans 16
My prediction (Season): 12 - 4
Nut up or move on.
*****
This year, we're going to have regular contributions from Fake Bill Belichick for your reading pleasure. Here's this week's selection from Fake Bill Belichick's second book "My Patriot Years":
By now, you've probably seen the video of Mr. Kraft and his new lady friend Ricki Noel Lander working on her audition reel.
What you probably don't realize is that I was this close to getting into the movie business after I got fired in Cleveland. I was an uncredited script consultant on JERRY MAGUIRE. It was my idea to make the main character a wide receiver. Wide receivers are always the nuttiest players on the team. That was an easy one, really.
I'm sure I could get Ricki on the picture with a phone call, but it's more fun to watch Mr. Kraft run around the office acting like a love-struck teenager. It's much better than when he was all mopey after Myra died. Apparently, some people get attached... to their spouses... I guess? I dunno. Seems like a waste of time to me.
Anyway... It'll all be in my screenplay COACH.
Someday.
(I've been working on it in the off-seasons for years. It's been taking a lot longer than I thought it would.)
I've also dabbled in the direct to video market, but that didn't go as well.
True story.
Comments
Post a Comment