The Patriots play their thirteenth game of the season against the Washington Redskins at FedEx Field on Sunday December 11th at 1:00 PM.
Oh wow... That field looks like crap.
I predicted a complete and total blow-out last week... and I was way off. I can't handle watching this defense give up 500 yards every week. From now on, I'm going to turn the channel when the Pats don't have the ball. Maybe I'll watch a movie or something.
Here's five guys on offense I'm going to be watching this week:
1) Tom Brady - Brady is going to have to play out of his mind for us to do anything in the playoffs.
2) Benjarvus Green-Ellis - It's December. Time to start giving BJGE the rock.
3) Stevan Ridley - Still loving this kid. 4.8 yards per carry.
4) Chad Ochocinco - Up to 12 catches on the year now. Or, you know, about one game's worth of balls for Wes Welker.
5) Matthew Slater - And let's go with Matthew Slater. Sure. Why not?
Also, Mike Shanahan is not so good.
Did Chad Ochocinco have a catch last week?
YES.
My prediction: Pats 31, Redskins 28
Stay hydrated, my friends.
*****
This year, we're going to have regular contributions from Fake Bill Belichick for your reading pleasure. Here's this week's selection from Fake Bill Belichick's "Tales From a Life in Football":
Most people already know I'm BFFs with Jon Bon Jovi. What most people don't know about is my feud with Richie Sambora.
It definitely wasn't over a woman. They used to pass the ladies around like water in those days.
And it wasn't over money.
I won't bore you with the details... But it was over a chocolate chip cookie of all things.
Anyway, even to this day, Sambora is banned from all our facilities. He knows what he did.
True story.
Oh wow... That field looks like crap.
I predicted a complete and total blow-out last week... and I was way off. I can't handle watching this defense give up 500 yards every week. From now on, I'm going to turn the channel when the Pats don't have the ball. Maybe I'll watch a movie or something.
Here's five guys on offense I'm going to be watching this week:
1) Tom Brady - Brady is going to have to play out of his mind for us to do anything in the playoffs.
2) Benjarvus Green-Ellis - It's December. Time to start giving BJGE the rock.
3) Stevan Ridley - Still loving this kid. 4.8 yards per carry.
4) Chad Ochocinco - Up to 12 catches on the year now. Or, you know, about one game's worth of balls for Wes Welker.
5) Matthew Slater - And let's go with Matthew Slater. Sure. Why not?
Also, Mike Shanahan is not so good.
Did Chad Ochocinco have a catch last week?
YES.
My prediction: Pats 31, Redskins 28
Stay hydrated, my friends.
*****
This year, we're going to have regular contributions from Fake Bill Belichick for your reading pleasure. Here's this week's selection from Fake Bill Belichick's "Tales From a Life in Football":
Most people already know I'm BFFs with Jon Bon Jovi. What most people don't know about is my feud with Richie Sambora.
It definitely wasn't over a woman. They used to pass the ladies around like water in those days.
And it wasn't over money.
I won't bore you with the details... But it was over a chocolate chip cookie of all things.
Anyway, even to this day, Sambora is banned from all our facilities. He knows what he did.
True story.
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