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Five Things to Watch This Week - Week 4

The Patriots play their forth regular season game at ~~Joe Robbie Stadium Pro Player Park Pro Player Stadium Dolphin Stadium Dolphins Stadium Land Shark Stadium~~ Sun Life Stadium against the Miami Dolphins on Monday October 4th at 8:30 PM.

Our defense is... bad. Even I can't fool myself into thinking it's going to be OK anymore. The offense is going to need to up 35 points a week if we're going to have a chance. We're officially the Colts now.

Here's five things I'll be watching for this week.

1) BenJarvus Green-Ellis - Maroney is gone. Fred Taylor hasn't practiced all week. Is this the week Law Firm becomes a star?

2) Randy Moss - He's still awesome. Go watch this in case you missed it last week. (The ref actually has pretty good coverage over the top...)

3) Tom Brady - One more win gives him 100 for his career. That's awesome.

4) Aaron Hernandez / Rob Gronkowski - Apparently the Dolphins have trouble covering Tight Ends. We have two great young Tight Ends! Score!

5) Danny Woodhead - He's like the Daniel Nava of the Patriots!

BONUS ITEM: Every time the Pats' defense fails to make a play on third down, take a drink.*

(*Note - not responsible if you die from alcohol poisoning).

My prediction: Pats 28, Dolphins 17

Now... Let's go eat a goddamn snack.

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