Offense in a Coma by S. Morrissey, J. Marr, T. Brady Offense in a coma, I know I know, it's serious Offense in a coma, I know I know, it's really serious There were times when I could Have murdered the offensive line But you know, I would hate Anything to happen to Tom. No, I don't want to see the punter again. Do you really think The defense will pull through? Do you really think The defense will pull through? Do ooh ooh ooh Offense in a coma, I know I know, it's serious My, my, my, my, my, my baby, goodbye There were times when I could Have strangled the offensive live But you know, I would hate Anything to happen to Tom. Would you please Run the ball here? Do you really think They'll play Sanu? Do you really think They'll play Sanu? Do ooh ooh ooh Let me whisper my last goodbyes I know, it's SERIOUS.