The New England Patriots play Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas City Chiefs at Arrowhead Stadium on Sunday October 4th at 4:25 PM Monday October 5th at 7:05 PM*.
*lots of last minute changes this week, due to the somewhat unpredictable nature of life.
Bill's Dog might have had a good draft. 13/10.
Homes Power Rankings:
1) Ma-
2) Wild
3) -chooled
4) for sale in your area
5) Better _____ and Gardens
Here are three things I like so far this season:
1) The running game. I complained about Rex Burkhead last week, and I gotta say, the dude had the game of his life against Oakland Vegas. Even Sony Michel had a great game. However, as my buddy Pittsburgh Joel put it, the Raiders "seriously suck at run defense." So I guess that's the other side of that coin.
3) Cam Freakin' Newton. Watching Cam has been a lot of fun. Exceeds all expectations.
...and now he's sick. Oh farts. Looks like Brian Hoyer is getting the start tonight. "Hoyer, who is 0-10 in his past 10 starts..."
OoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooof.
Hang tight, people. This one could get ugly. Conversely, maybe tonight would be a good time to read a book or play a board game with family members.
Did N'Keal Harry fumble the ball out of the endzone last week?
No!
My prediction: Patriots 11, Chiefs 134
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This week we have Fake Bill's Dog Nike filling for Fake Bill Belichick.
Dateline: Nantucket.
I gotta say, life here on the island is pretty good. Even in quarantine. I have no complaints. I was already set up to work from home. And I don't wear pants anyway, so that doesn't affect me.
Bill sometimes comes out in the Summer. Sometimes he doesn't. When he does, we watch film together.
I had to cancel my trip to the Vineyard in July. But no big deal. Besides, I hear they have sharks.
Just don't ask me to pose for any more Christmas cards this year. I'm done with that nonsense.
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